I reviewed Farmville previously, and was not that impressed with it.
Then, when I made the mistake of briefly using a browser without adblock, I saw an advert saying "Now available! Farmville 2: This Time It Doesn't Suck" or words to that effect. Willing to give the benefit of the doubt to a new and improved version, I clicked the ad and opened Farmville 2.
After thirty seconds of the You Must Wait, I closed Farmville 2.
I then proceeded to file a criminal complaint against Zynga for assault and battery on my graphics card.